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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Art of being a Scumbag Lesson 2

Okay so we have covered the basics of being scummy....but let us review.

How to point out a scumbag:
  • Lack of Hygiene
  • Dirty Workspace
  • Poor Preformance
  • Bad Attitude
Not an all inclusive list however if you see these characteristics beware you coworker...he may attempt to pull a scummy maneuver on you..

My favorite way to be a scumbag is somewhere between Poor Performance and Bad Attitude....I enjoy being rude to people I don't like and people I don't have to like, especially if they are dumb.
But also my favorite mark to leave behind for my coworkers are scummy little notes on prepared food.
In the food industry we use little stickers they have a place to write the item name, date, employee and the last one is "Used by"....this is my place to step in a leave a comment or a little picture. At first I was satisfied by writing "Used by Prawns"...but I have had to become more imaginative.

Another scummy maneuver is to remove all soda glasses from the line and surrounding area...and dispose of them properly. 

1 comment:

  1. Scummy doesn't fly on the highest tier of the prawn-kingdom...scummy doesn't fly at all

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